Gallery of Bad Ideas
The Avant-Garden no one wanted is a collection of things we couldn’t get out of our heads until we made them into “art.” Now they’re your problem. I know you wish there was more text here, but there isn’t. Stop stalling, start scrolling.
Exhibit No. 441:
I Don’t Know,
My Dude
This pretty much sums up the whole site. And to add the agony of choice to your burden, it’s available in multiple colors.
Estimated value: $25
Exhibit No. 28.5:
Moths Chasing the Moon
A statement piece for past-their-prime emo kids who think The Crow is the best movie ever made.
Estimated value: $35
Exhibit No. 28.5:
Moths Chasing the Moon
A statement piece for cold emo kids who think The Crow is the best movie ever made.
Estimated value: $45-58
Exhibit No. 71d:
Dynachrono
Z-180
Designed specifically for people who would rather still be using magnetic tape media. Ironically, of course.
Estimated value: $35
Exhibit No. 71d:
Dynachrono
Z-180
All the nostalgia of the 80’s to keep you warm through the winter of your years.
Estimated value: $45-58
Exhibit No. 71q:
Dynachrono
Z-180
It wouldn’t be a proper 80’s throwback if you weren’t showing a little midriff, right?
Estimated value: $20
Exhibit No. 71a:
Dynachrono
Z-180
Put the office on notice that you’re old enough to be thinking about retirement, and young enough to wear this.
Estimated value: $47
Exhibit No. 99x:
Hand of Fatima
Go on, talk to the hand. They’re actually a very good listener.
Estimated value: $35
Exhibit No. 99y:
Hand of Fatima
A must have for anyone looking to get mystical until 4am at an EDM festival.
Estimated value: $45-58
Exhibit No. 725:
Clockwork Bee
We can’t just slap some gears on and call it Steampunk. Look closely. The bee would fly.
Estimated value: $35
Exhibit No. 725:
Clockwork Bee
We encourage you to bee careful, bee kind, and always, bee cool.
Estimated value: $45-58
Exhibit No. 725:
Clockwork Bee
Bee yourself, even when forced to wear a shirt with a collar.
Estimated value: $47
Exhibit No. 80.10:
Private Eye
To find the truth of what the all seeing eye glimpses, inquire within.
Estimated value: $35
Exhibit No. 80.10:
Private Eye
Perfect for people who want to look mysterious and also catch the attention of everyone.
Estimated value: $45-58
Exhibit No. 333:
Unphased
Behold the majestic Luna Moth as it… maybe this one should be in the Cabinet?
Estimated value: $35
Exhibit No. 333:
Unphased
Perfect for evenings spent in the chill of the moonlit night.
Estimated value: $45-58
Exhibit No. 8j:
Octopus Attack
The perfect t-shirt to intimidate the sushi counter.
Estimated value: $35
Exhibit No. 8j:
Octopus Attack
All of those arms to hug you, but no hands to hold.
Estimated value: $45-58
Exhibit No. 8j:
Octopus Attack
A tasteful way to let everyone know you’re into tentacle porn and shibari.
Estimated value: $20
Exhibit No. 8j:
Octopus Attack
Everyone is going to think you’re weird if you wear this. Isn’t that the point, though?
Estimated value: $47
Exhibit No. 328:
HECK
Available in multiple colors to properly convey your frustration about all the adulting you’re doing.
Estimated value: $25
Exhibit No. 73:
Rockstar
You enjoy the comforts of masking too much to wear face paint to Starbucks, so just buy the t-shirt instead.
Estimated value: $35
Exhibit No. 73:
Rockstar
They might make you wear a collar, but you can do it cooler.
Estimated value: $47
Exhibit No. 880:
S. Langhorne
Yeah, it’s a steamboat. Yeah, we named it. We printed this one in way too many colors.
Estimated value: $25
Exhibit No. 252:
Queen of Clubs
You may think people building Dieselpunk aircraft are dull, but she’s clearly riveting.
Estimated value: $35
Exhibit No. 252:
Queen of Clubs
If you decide to wear this out dancing, you may become the queen of clubs.
Estimated value: $45-58
Exhibit No. 27:
King of Diamonds
I don’t know what kind of noir shit this guy got himself into, but I’d pay 10¢ to find out.
Estimated value: $35
Exhibit No. 27:
King of Diamonds
Notice: this may attract femme fatales.
Estimated value: $45-58
Exhibit No. 373:
Delftwave
What would have happened if William Morris had designed Delftware pottery? Almost certainly not this.
Estimated value: $35
Exhibit No. 117e:
Purple Milky Way
A shirt that says, I’m far out.
Estimated value: $35
Exhibit No. 117e:
Purple Milky Way
Gaze deep upon the autumn skies, cozy in your big ol’ hoodie.
Estimated value: $45-58
Exhibit No. 117e:
Purple Milky Way
A photo of a million million stars with planets you’d rather be living on.
Estimated value: $20
Exhibit No. 117e:
Purple Milky Way
All those stars, and Earth is probably the only planet with cubicles.
Estimated value: $47
The Gallery of Bad Ideas pairs best with a Potent Donut. Now available in The Terence Café
