Exhibit No. 27:

The King of Diamonds

Interpretation: The dame was late. I checked the clock: 2:73am. Night and the city. I lit another cigarette and thought about how I’d ended up in such a lonely place. Just one job in Dimension 7986L, they said. It’ll be easy, they said. Little did I know, I was the third man they’d asked. Just meet as strangers on a train headed to Sunset Blvd. Laura will be the woman in the window with a touch of evil and the sweet smell of success. Little did I know that in a reckless moment a lady from Shanghai would come out of the past and I’d end up in Niagara.

The King of Diamonds Noir – The T-Shirt

$35.00

Composition: 100% cotton, infused with sarcasm and made to order.
Technique: All-over digitally printed by a machine listening to classic rock.
Provenance: Conceived by an independent artist in a haze of indecision.
Condition Report: Physically comfortable, but may lead to judgement from family members and existential conversations with strangers.
Notes: This t-shirt depicts a fedora that is stylish.

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Size Guide

	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Length	26.8″	28.0″	29.1″	29.9″	31.1″	33.1″	33.1″	33.9″	34.6″
Shoulder	14.6″	15.7″	16.9″	18.1″	19.3″	20.5″	21.7″	22.8″	24.0″
Bust	32.3″	36.2″	40.2″	44.1″	48.0″	52.0″	55.9″	59.8″	63.8″

NOTICE: This product will shrink a bit after washing. We recommend going one size larger than you measure above.
This size guide shows product measurements taken when products are laid flat. Actual product measurements may vary by up to 5cm.
Machine wash cold with similar colors, line drying, do not bleach or dry clean, iron at a maximum sole-plate temperature of 110°C without steam – steam ironing may cause irreversible damage.
Notice: a variety of factors may cause slight differences between the actual product and the mock-up, including but not limited to colors and precision of elements position.

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