Exhibit No. 73:
Rockstar
Interpretation: The denizens of Dimension 13-38-7?, where time flows backwards, are still anxiously anticipating the coming of their favorite rockstar, who will no doubt impress upon them the pitfalls of being a disciple of glam. Watch them unravel in real time in glorious androgyny, a starman, a rockstar, a legend. This t-shirt is perfect for karaoke night, even if you can’t plaaa-aaaa-aaaaay guitaaaaa-aaAAaar.
Rockstar – The T-Shirt
$35.00
Composition: 100% cotton, infused with sarcasm and made to order.
Technique: All-over digitally printed by a machine listening to classic rock.
Provenance: Conceived by an independent artist in a haze of indecision.
Condition Report: Physically comfortable, but may lead to judgement from family members and existential conversations with strangers.
Notes: Smells of hair dye and decisions you wish you could regret.
Size Guide
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Length | 26.8″ | 28.0″ | 29.1″ | 29.9″ | 31.1″ | 33.1″ | 33.1″ | 33.9″ | 34.6″ |
| Shoulder | 14.6″ | 15.7″ | 16.9″ | 18.1″ | 19.3″ | 20.5″ | 21.7″ | 22.8″ | 24.0″ |
| Bust | 32.3″ | 36.2″ | 40.2″ | 44.1″ | 48.0″ | 52.0″ | 55.9″ | 59.8″ | 63.8″ |
- NOTICE: This product will shrink a bit after washing. We recommend going one size larger than you measure above.
- This size guide shows product measurements taken when products are laid flat. Actual product measurements may vary by up to 5cm.
- Machine wash cold with similar colors, line drying, do not bleach or dry clean, iron at a maximum sole-plate temperature of 110°C without steam – steam ironing may cause irreversible damage.
- Notice: a variety of factors may cause slight differences between the actual product and the mock-up, including but not limited to colors and precision of elements position.
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