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Rockstar - YOLO with Collar

Exhibit No. 73:

Rockstar

Interpretation: The denizens of Dimension 13-38-7?, where time flows backwards, are still anxiously anticipating the coming of their favorite rockstar, who will no doubt impress upon them the pitfalls of being a disciple of glam. Watch them unravel in real time in glorious androgyny, a starman, a rockstar, a legend. This t-shirt is perfect for karaoke night, even if you can’t plaaa-aaaa-aaaaay guitaaaaa-aaAAaar.

Rockstar – YOLO with Collar

$47.00

Composition: Synthetic Athletic (90% polyester and 10% spandex) made to order – because each creation is as unique as the individual.
Technique: All-over digitally printed by a machine listening to classic rock.
Provenance: Conceived by an independent artist in a haze of indecision.
Condition Report: Silky smooth with a little stretch, comfortable, but may lead to existential conversations with coworkers.
Notes: Smells of hair dye and decisions you wish you could regret.

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Size Guide

XSSMLXL2XL3XL4XL5XL6XL
Length27.2″28.3″29.5″30.3″31.5″32.3″33.5″34.3″35.0″36.2″
Bust33.9″37.8″41.7″45.7″49.6″53.5″57.5″61.4″65.4″69.3″

Shoulder
15.4″16.5″17.7″18.9″20.1″21.3″22.4″23.6″24.8″26.0″

How to measure a shirt

  • This size guide shows product measurements taken when products are laid flat. Actual product measurements may vary by up to 3cm.
  • Machine wash cold with similar colors, tumble dry low, do not bleach, iron, or dry clean.
  • Notice: a variety of factors may cause slight differences between the actual product and the mock-up, including but not limited to colors and precision of elements position.

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