Exhibit No. 71d:
Dynachrono Z-180
Interpretation: In the dimension we come from, magnetic tape media is the ultimate form of storage for childhood memories. How else could you store such precious moments, but on the thinnest film, easily damaged and often recorded over and lost forever because AMC was rerunning the original Starsky & Hutch. In your dimension, this is a shout out to a simpler (or at least less supervised) time, where the kid who had stolen borrowed the family camcorder was documenting your latest daredevil shenanigans.
Dynachrono Z-180 – The T-Shirt
$35.00
Composition: 100% cotton, infused with sarcasm and made to order.
Technique: All-over digitally printed by a machine listening to classic rock.
Provenance: Conceived by an independent artist in a haze of indecision.
Condition Report: Physically comfortable, but may lead to judgement from family members and existential conversations with strangers.
Notes: Be kind, rewind.
Size Guide
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Length | 26.8″ | 28.0″ | 29.1″ | 29.9″ | 31.1″ | 33.1″ | 33.1″ | 33.9″ | 34.6″ |
| Shoulder | 14.6″ | 15.7″ | 16.9″ | 18.1″ | 19.3″ | 20.5″ | 21.7″ | 22.8″ | 24.0″ |
| Bust | 32.3″ | 36.2″ | 40.2″ | 44.1″ | 48.0″ | 52.0″ | 55.9″ | 59.8″ | 63.8″ |
- NOTICE: This product will shrink a bit after washing. We recommend going one size larger than you measure above.
- This size guide shows product measurements taken when products are laid flat. Actual product measurements may vary by up to 5cm.
- Machine wash cold with similar colors, line drying, do not bleach or dry clean, iron at a maximum sole-plate temperature of 110°C without steam – steam ironing may cause irreversible damage.
- Notice: a variety of factors may cause slight differences between the actual product and the mock-up, including but not limited to colors and precision of elements position.
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