Exhibit No. 328:
HECK
Interpretation: In our dimension, H*CK is the second most vulgar word you can use (right behind B*lguim). In yours it’s a way to express that, while you are willing to tone down your language to something resembling family-friendly, you will do so in a tone that lets everyone know you won’t hesitate to cut someone. Glow up and clap back with this lit humble brag that will leave bae and the squad shook, or take the L. It’s a mood either way.
HECK – Pick Your Color – Galactic Standard Cotton Tee
$25.00
Composition: 100% cotton, infused with sarcasm and made to order.
Technique: Screen printed by a master craftsman listening to classic rock.
Provenance: Conceived by an independent artist in a haze of indecision.
Condition Report: Physically comfortable, but may lead to judgement from family members and existential conversations with strangers.
Notes: Maybe basic. Maybe lit.
Size Guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Length | 26.4 | 27.6 | 28.7 | 29.5 | 30.3 | 31.5 |
| Shoulder | 16.5 | 17.3 | 18.1 | 19.7 | 21.3 | 23.6 |
| Bust | 37.0 | 39.4 | 41.7 | 44.1 | 46.5 | 49.6 |
- This size guide shows product measurements taken when products are laid flat. Actual product measurements may vary by up to 5cm.
- Machine wash cold with similar colors, line drying, do not bleach or dry clean, iron at a maximum sole-plate temperature of 110°C without steam – steam ironing may cause irreversible damage.
- Notice: a variety of factors may cause slight differences between the actual product and the mock-up, including but not limited to colors and precision of elements position.
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