Welcome to the World’s Second Worst Museum Gift Shop.

Clothing that makes you into the exhibit. Masterpieces in fabric, taken from dusty books and oil paintings, and flattened into fits. Because no one should have to become a member to enjoy art.

Freshly Spilled Paint

Behold the newest disasters, straight from the minds of forgotten artists and sleep-deprived designers. They’re still dripping with questionable decisions, so please don’t touch. (Actually, do. They’re shirts.)

Curatorial Statement:

Every museum has a plaque explaining their vision. This is ours: fashion is fickle, luxury is a scam, art should be enjoyed daily, and outfits should make people look at you twice; once with admiration, and once with concern. If you wanted basic, you took a wrong turn at The Gap.

The Museum Directory

Select a collection to explore. There are no correct decisions, you are merely picking a flavor on ennui.

Old Masters Wing

Clothing inspired by paintings of dead people who would absolutely love or hate you for wearing them.

Cabinet of Curiosities

Fruit, flora, fauna, and wearable nature studies. The sorts of shirts that will make people think you’re clever.

Gallery of Bad Ideas

A contemporary mess in the style of post-whatever popped into our heads.

Critical Reviews:

A selection of totally real, legit, and absolutely serious things people have said about us.

I wore this shirt to a bar. A stranger asked me what it meant. I still don’t know.

My grandma said it was ‘interesting.’ That’s basically a standing ovation.

Every time I wear one, someone says "Hey, Good Shirt!" It's like they know where I shop.