Exhibit No. 373:
William Morris Delftware
Interpretation: There is a dimension, now closed to us, where Holland was the home of 19th century textile designer and poet William Morris. This item is not from that dimension. This is from Dimension 89x, where life imitates art, but art imitates dishware. The result is a mashup of concepts that churn the beauty of both into a nightmare of over-edged linework and sorrow. Excellent choice for people trying to hide in the display hutch, or are auditioning as a curio in the live action Beauty & Beast movie.
Delftware in the style of William Morris – The T-Shirt
$35.00
Composition: 100% cotton, infused with sarcasm and made to order.
Technique: All-over digitally printed by a machine listening to classic rock.
Provenance: Conceived by an independent artist in a haze of indecision.
Condition Report: Physically comfortable, but may lead to judgement from family members and existential conversations with strangers.
Notes: It’s like tie-dye for 16th century hippies.
Size Guide
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Length | 26.8″ | 28.0″ | 29.1″ | 29.9″ | 31.1″ | 33.1″ | 33.1″ | 33.9″ | 34.6″ |
| Shoulder | 14.6″ | 15.7″ | 16.9″ | 18.1″ | 19.3″ | 20.5″ | 21.7″ | 22.8″ | 24.0″ |
| Bust | 32.3″ | 36.2″ | 40.2″ | 44.1″ | 48.0″ | 52.0″ | 55.9″ | 59.8″ | 63.8″ |
- NOTICE: This product will shrink a bit after washing. We recommend going one size larger than you measure above.
- This size guide shows product measurements taken when products are laid flat. Actual product measurements may vary by up to 5cm.
- Machine wash cold with similar colors, line drying, do not bleach or dry clean, iron at a maximum sole-plate temperature of 110°C without steam – steam ironing may cause irreversible damage.
- Notice: a variety of factors may cause slight differences between the actual product and the mock-up, including but not limited to colors and precision of elements position.
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