Exhibit No. 441:

I Don’t Know, My Dude

Interpretation: Gaze upon the only 100% accurate crystal ball in all the multiverse. It will not bullshit you with such answers as “yes,” “no,” or even “perhaps.” It does not leave you in suspense by suggesting that you should attempt asking your question again at another time. No, it tells you the straight and honest truth of the situation: I don’t know, my dude. Ideal for witches and wizards who’s owls never arrived and are therefore without the proper training to operate divination devices, and those who are nearly broke because they bought so many dang crystals.

I Don’t Know, My Dude – Pick Your Color – Galactic Standard Cotton Tee

$25.00

Composition: 100% cotton, infused with sarcasm and made to order.
Technique: Screen printed by a master craftsman listening to classic rock.
Provenance: Conceived by an independent artist in a haze of indecision.
Condition Report: Physically comfortable, but may lead to judgement from family members and existential conversations with strangers.
Notes: This shirt does not have good advice, but at least it’s honest and transparent about that.

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Size Guide

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Length	26.4	27.6	28.7	29.5	30.3	31.5
Shoulder	16.5	17.3	18.1	19.7	21.3	23.6
Bust	37.0	39.4	41.7	44.1	46.5	49.6

This size guide shows product measurements taken when products are laid flat. Actual product measurements may vary by up to 5cm.
Machine wash cold with similar colors, line drying, do not bleach or dry clean, iron at a maximum sole-plate temperature of 110°C without steam – steam ironing may cause irreversible damage.
Notice: a variety of factors may cause slight differences between the actual product and the mock-up, including but not limited to colors and precision of elements position.

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