Exhibit No. 117i:
Purple Milky Way
Interpretation: Long ago, and far in the future, a crew of time traveling aliens departed for Earth in order to take jobs designing t-shirts and writing sarcastic museum tags about them. Somewhere in this photo, each of our home stars are visible (though some of those are ISO noise from the digital camera). This shirt is a vibe for those who wish to journey through the void in search of yourselves. It’s really neat out there. And this is an actual picture of the galaxy. Taken from Earth. Maybe even by an alien. You never know.
Purple Milky Way – The T-Shirt
$35.00
Composition: 100% cotton, infused with sarcasm and made to order.
Technique: All-over digitally printed by a machine listening to classic rock.
Provenance: Conceived by an independent artist in a haze of indecision.
Condition Report: Physically comfortable, but may lead to judgement from family members and existential conversations with strangers.
Notes: If you buy this, you have to promise to spend at least ten uninterrupted minutes looking at the stars without your phone. Get out of the city. Let your eyes adjust. SEE them.
Size Guide
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Length | 26.8″ | 28.0″ | 29.1″ | 29.9″ | 31.1″ | 33.1″ | 33.1″ | 33.9″ | 34.6″ |
| Shoulder | 14.6″ | 15.7″ | 16.9″ | 18.1″ | 19.3″ | 20.5″ | 21.7″ | 22.8″ | 24.0″ |
| Bust | 32.3″ | 36.2″ | 40.2″ | 44.1″ | 48.0″ | 52.0″ | 55.9″ | 59.8″ | 63.8″ |
- NOTICE: This product will shrink a bit after washing. We recommend going one size larger than you measure above.
- This size guide shows product measurements taken when products are laid flat. Actual product measurements may vary by up to 5cm.
- Machine wash cold with similar colors, line drying, do not bleach or dry clean, iron at a maximum sole-plate temperature of 110°C without steam – steam ironing may cause irreversible damage.
- Notice: a variety of factors may cause slight differences between the actual product and the mock-up, including but not limited to colors and precision of elements position.
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