Cabinet of Curiosities
We open the Cabinet of Curiosities to find streetwear for people who read encyclopedias for the pictures, many of which were drawn by 19th century artists who had to imagine what the specimens looked like. It’s a fever dream of forgotten lore and knowledge you can now only get from David Attenborough – so be sure to read all of the descriptions in his voice.
Exhibit No. 179i:
A Study of Insects
Or, “entomology” for those of you who actually read the encyclopedia.
Estimated value: $35
Exhibit No. 179i:
A Study of Insects
“How many can you name?” is a great way to meet people.
Estimated value: $45-58
Exhibit No. 179r:
A Study of Insects
Note: This shirt has been unscientifically proven to reduce mosquito bites.
Estimated value: $20
Exhibit No. 179g:
A Study of Insects
Note: Camouflage for the golf course or an office that needs an exterminator.
Estimated value: $47
Exhibit No. 5g:
A Study of Mushrooms
Warning: Do not wear this shirt while driving or operating heavy machinery.
Estimated value: $35
Exhibit No. 5g:
A Study of Mushrooms
Cozy enough to turn off your mind, relax, and float downstream.
Estimated value: $45-58
Exhibit No. 5u:
A Study of Mushrooms
Are you a mycologist, or are you just a fungi?
Estimated value: $20
Exhibit No. 5i:
A Study of Mushrooms
Wear this only if you’re up on your dad jokes.
Estimated value: $47
Exhibit No. 1111w:
Birds of a Feather
Behold, the majestic Birb as it chirps, while the others in the scene wonder what has happened to the climate to allow this scenario.
Estimated value: $35
Exhibit No. 1111w:
Birds of a Feather
A showcase of some of these majestic creatures that exist in other universes, but certainly not here.
Estimated value: $45-58
Exhibit No. 1111e:
Birds of a Feather
Honestly, we don’t know the names of any of these birds, though one of the blue ones claims to be Tom Waits.
Estimated value: $20
Exhibit No. 1111n:
Birds of a Feather
If a golf shirt is subpar, is that a good thing or a bad thing?
Estimated value: $47
Exhibit No. 49d:
Millions of Peaches
Full disclosure: there are somewhere between 43 and 67 peaches presented on each t-shirt.
Estimated value: $35
Exhibit No. 49d:
Millions of Peaches
It’s pink. Pink is the new peach.
Estimated value: $35
Exhibit No. 49f:
Millions of Peaches
We know that it’s ironic to put the peaches on the tops. Consider it good advertising.
Estimated value: $20
Exhibit No. 49w:
Millions of Peaches
Winning with innuendo. Winnuendo.
Estimated value: $47
Exhibit No. 95c:
Post No Bills
You may think the title is ironic, but we couldn’t figure out how to spell nu-voh.
Estimated value: $35
Exhibit No. 95c:
Post No Bills
Now with extra capitalism for your rebellion.
Estimated value: $45-58
Exhibit No. 95t:
Post No Bills
Post no Williams, Wills, Willys, Liams, Billys, Billiams, or Flyers.
Estimated value: $20
Exhibit No. 95t:
Post No Bills
When you can’t decide which art nouveau poster is your favorite, wear them all.
Estimated value: $47
Exhibit No. 14:
St. Augustine, FLA 1943
As we enter the era of accessible time travel, we remind you that you really do not want to be lost here.
Estimated value: $35
Exhibit No. 14:
St. Augustine, FLA 1943
This might still be helpful to find your way out of trouble.
Estimated value: $45-58
Exhibit No. 14:
St. Augustine, FLA 1943
Rumor has it, it’s still more accurate than a certain company’s maps.
Estimated value: $47
Exhibit No. 892:
Falls Far From The Doctor
It’s fall, so we made a new shirt for you to buy.
Estimated value: $35
Exhibit No. 892:
Falls Far From The Doctor
It’s fall, so we made a new hoodie for you to buy in case you live in the north.
Estimated value: $45-58
Exhibit No. 13:
Too Spoopy
Available only in short sleeves because we know you’re celebrating Halloween in August.
Estimated value: $35
Exhibit No. 13:
Too Spoopy
There’s a hoodie too because we know you’re celebrating Halloween in August and are pale.
Estimated value: $45-58
Exhibit No. 56c:
The Terrace
Retreat to the heart of nowhere, if only on your shirt while stuck in the office.
Estimated value: $47
The Cabinet of Curiosities wouldn’t be what it is without Snake Oil.
