Exhibit No. 1111:

Birds of a Feather

Interpretation: In our dimension, birds are real. They are lightweight creatures who grew tired of being eaten and decided to evolve wings in absolute defiance of gravity. Whatever gave them that idea speaks at the inherent madness of the universe. What deranged deity decided flight was a valid trait? Did they not realize it would inspire the imagination of the mammals? Not only do they fly, but between flights they sing from the safety of the highest branches as if to say “look at how safe I am now that gravity no longer applies to me.” It’s a good thing they’re not real in this dimension.

Birds of a Feather – The Hoodie

Price range: $45.00 through $58.00

Specimen: 100% cotton or eco-friendly recycled synthetic (96% rPET, 4% spandex) made to order – because each creation is as unique as the individual.
Method: Full-coverage print, detailed enough to pass as field notes.
Origin: Designed by an independent artist, curator of strange wonders.
Condition: Breathable, comfortable, and appropriate for both casual wear and impromptu expeditions.
Annotations: If you get it oversized, you could smuggle an extra (blue footed) booby or two.

Material

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Size Guide

100% Cotton – 310GSM

	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL	6XL
Length	26.0″	27.2″	28.0″	29.1″	29.9″	31.1″	31.9″	33.1″	33.9″	35.0″
Shoulder	16.1″	16.9″	17.7″	18.5″	19.5″	20.5″	21.5″	22.4″	23.4″	24.4″
Bust	37.8″	40.9″	44.1″	47.2″	51.2″	55.1″	59.1″	63.0″	66.9″	70.9″
Sleeve	26.4″	26.8″	27.2″	27.6″	28.0″	28.3″	28.7″	29.1″	29.5″	29.9″

NOTICE: This product will shrink a bit after washing. We recommend going one size larger than you measure above.

This size guide shows product measurements taken when products are laid flat. Actual product measurements may vary by up to 2″
Machine wash cold with similar colors, line drying, do not bleach or dry clean, iron at a maximum sole-plate temperature of 110°C without steam – steam ironing may cause irreversible damage.
Because of the characteristics of the fabric, there will be marl after printing.
Notice: a variety of factors may cause slight differences between the actual product and the mock-up, including but not limited to colors and precision of elements position.

Eco-friendly Synthetic – 230GSM

	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL	6XL	7XL
Length	25.6″	26.4″	27.6″	28.3″	29.5″	30.1″	31.3″	32.3″	33.5″	34.6″	35.8″
Shoulder	15.4″	16.5″	17.7″	18.9″	20.1″	21.3″	22.4″	23.6″	24.8″	26.0″	27.2″
Bust	36.2″	40.2″	44.1″	48.0″	52.0″	55.9″	59.8″	63.8″	67.7″	71.7″	75.6″
Sleeve	26.0″	26.4″	26.8″	27.2″	27.8″	28.0″	28.1″	28.5″	28.7″	28.9″	29.5″

This size guide shows product measurements taken when products are laid flat. Actual product measurements may vary by up to 1.25″
Machine wash cold with similar colors, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
Notice: a variety of factors may cause slight differences between the actual product and the mock-up, including but not limited to colors and precision of elements position.

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