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Post No Bills Crop Top

Exhibit No. 95:

Post No Bills

Interpretation: Behold the wonders of a time when aesthetic reigned supreme and marketing was created with such care and attention to detail that it was indistinguishable from art. In our dimension, the rejection of straight lines, boring right angles, and structures not infused with ornamental accents persists. In your dimension, capitalism dictates that we save thirty cents by making everything symmetrical and not paying designers hourly to play with Bézier curves. Vote with your outfit and show the world you prefer the vivid colors of a more complex time.

Post No Bills Crop Top
Post No Bills Crop Top
Post No Bills Crop Top
Post No Bills Crop Top

Post No Bills Art Nouveau – The Crop Top

$20.00

Specimen: Synthetic blend (yes, the breathable kind) made to order – because each creation is as unique as the individual.
Method: Full-coverage print, detailed enough to pass as field notes.
Origin: Designed by an independent artist, curator of strange wonders.
Condition: Comfortable raglan design that’s appropriate for both casual wear and impromptu expeditions.
Annotations: Actual irony is the rejection of capitalism via an overwhelming display of advertisements.

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Size Guide

XSSMLXL2XL
Length15.0″15.4″15.7″16.1″16.5″16.9″
Bust30.7″32.3″34.6″37.0″39.4″41.7″
Waist27.6″29.1″31.5″33.9″36.2″38.6″

  • This size guide shows product measurements taken when products are laid flat. Actual product measurements may vary by up to 1″.
  • Machine wash cold with similar colors, line drying, do not bleach, iron, or dry clean.
  • Notice: a variety of factors may cause slight differences between the actual product and the mock-up, including but not limited to colors and precision of elements position.

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