Exhibit No. 14:
Cartographic Relic: Map of St. Augustine (1943)
Interpretation: Acquired from a dimension where Florida remained a pirate colony long into the 22th century, this map is identical to your dimension’s version of the state. It was drawn by people who were too brave to participate in WWII and were instead sent to Florida with rulers. A relic of seaside tourism from the days in between Francis Drake’s 1586 raid and Francis Drake’s 2449 raid. Perfect for anyone who’s a little too into cartography. Add your own coffee stains for authenticity.
St. Augustine 1943 Map – The Hoodie
$45.00 – $58.00Price range: $45.00 through $58.00
Specimen: 100% cotton or eco-friendly recycled synthetic (96% rPET, 4% spandex) made to order – because each creation is as unique as the individual.
Method: Full-coverage print, detailed enough to pass as field notes.
Origin: Designed by an independent artist, curator of strange wonders.
Condition: Breathable, comfortable, and appropriate for both casual wear and impromptu expeditions.
Annotations: Yah can’t git thar from here.
Size Guide
100% Cotton – 310GSM
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | 6XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Length | 26.0″ | 27.2″ | 28.0″ | 29.1″ | 29.9″ | 31.1″ | 31.9″ | 33.1″ | 33.9″ | 35.0″ |
| Shoulder | 16.1″ | 16.9″ | 17.7″ | 18.5″ | 19.5″ | 20.5″ | 21.5″ | 22.4″ | 23.4″ | 24.4″ |
| Bust | 37.8″ | 40.9″ | 44.1″ | 47.2″ | 51.2″ | 55.1″ | 59.1″ | 63.0″ | 66.9″ | 70.9″ |
| Sleeve | 26.4″ | 26.8″ | 27.2″ | 27.6″ | 28.0″ | 28.3″ | 28.7″ | 29.1″ | 29.5″ | 29.9″ |
NOTICE: This product will shrink a bit after washing. We recommend going one size larger than you measure above.
- This size guide shows product measurements taken when products are laid flat. Actual product measurements may vary by up to 2″
- Machine wash cold with similar colors, line drying, do not bleach or dry clean, iron at a maximum sole-plate temperature of 110°C without steam – steam ironing may cause irreversible damage.
- Because of the characteristics of the fabric, there will be marl after printing.
- Notice: a variety of factors may cause slight differences between the actual product and the mock-up, including but not limited to colors and precision of elements position.
Eco-friendly Synthetic – 230GSM
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | 6XL | 7XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Length | 25.6″ | 26.4″ | 27.6″ | 28.3″ | 29.5″ | 30.1″ | 31.3″ | 32.3″ | 33.5″ | 34.6″ | 35.8″ |
| Shoulder | 15.4″ | 16.5″ | 17.7″ | 18.9″ | 20.1″ | 21.3″ | 22.4″ | 23.6″ | 24.8″ | 26.0″ | 27.2″ |
| Bust | 36.2″ | 40.2″ | 44.1″ | 48.0″ | 52.0″ | 55.9″ | 59.8″ | 63.8″ | 67.7″ | 71.7″ | 75.6″ |
| Sleeve | 26.0″ | 26.4″ | 26.8″ | 27.2″ | 27.8″ | 28.0″ | 28.1″ | 28.5″ | 28.7″ | 28.9″ | 29.5″ |
- This size guide shows product measurements taken when products are laid flat. Actual product measurements may vary by up to 1.25″
- Machine wash cold with similar colors, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
- Notice: a variety of factors may cause slight differences between the actual product and the mock-up, including but not limited to colors and precision of elements position.
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