Exhibit No. 95:
Post No Bills
Interpretation: Behold the wonders of a time when aesthetic reigned supreme and marketing was created with such care and attention to detail that it was indistinguishable from art. In our dimension, the rejection of straight lines, boring right angles, and structures not infused with ornamental accents persists. In your dimension, capitalism dictates that we save thirty cents by making everything symmetrical and not paying designers hourly to play with Bézier curves. Vote with your outfit and show the world you prefer the vivid colors of a more complex time.
Post No Bills Art Nouveau – The Hoodie
$45.00 – $58.00Price range: $45.00 through $58.00
Specimen: 100% cotton or eco-friendly recycled synthetic (96% rPET, 4% spandex) made to order – because each creation is as unique as the individual.
Method: Full-coverage print, detailed enough to pass as field notes.
Origin: Designed by an independent artist, curator of strange wonders.
Condition: Breathable, comfortable, and appropriate for both casual wear and impromptu expeditions.
Annotations: Actual irony is the rejection of capitalism via an overwhelming display of advertisements.
Size Guide
100% Cotton – 310GSM
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | 6XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Length | 26.0″ | 27.2″ | 28.0″ | 29.1″ | 29.9″ | 31.1″ | 31.9″ | 33.1″ | 33.9″ | 35.0″ |
| Shoulder | 16.1″ | 16.9″ | 17.7″ | 18.5″ | 19.5″ | 20.5″ | 21.5″ | 22.4″ | 23.4″ | 24.4″ |
| Bust | 37.8″ | 40.9″ | 44.1″ | 47.2″ | 51.2″ | 55.1″ | 59.1″ | 63.0″ | 66.9″ | 70.9″ |
| Sleeve | 26.4″ | 26.8″ | 27.2″ | 27.6″ | 28.0″ | 28.3″ | 28.7″ | 29.1″ | 29.5″ | 29.9″ |
NOTICE: This product will shrink a bit after washing. We recommend going one size larger than you measure above.
- This size guide shows product measurements taken when products are laid flat. Actual product measurements may vary by up to 2″
- Machine wash cold with similar colors, line drying, do not bleach or dry clean, iron at a maximum sole-plate temperature of 110°C without steam – steam ironing may cause irreversible damage.
- Because of the characteristics of the fabric, there will be marl after printing.
- Notice: a variety of factors may cause slight differences between the actual product and the mock-up, including but not limited to colors and precision of elements position.
Eco-friendly Synthetic – 230GSM
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | 6XL | 7XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Length | 25.6″ | 26.4″ | 27.6″ | 28.3″ | 29.5″ | 30.1″ | 31.3″ | 32.3″ | 33.5″ | 34.6″ | 35.8″ |
| Shoulder | 15.4″ | 16.5″ | 17.7″ | 18.9″ | 20.1″ | 21.3″ | 22.4″ | 23.6″ | 24.8″ | 26.0″ | 27.2″ |
| Bust | 36.2″ | 40.2″ | 44.1″ | 48.0″ | 52.0″ | 55.9″ | 59.8″ | 63.8″ | 67.7″ | 71.7″ | 75.6″ |
| Sleeve | 26.0″ | 26.4″ | 26.8″ | 27.2″ | 27.8″ | 28.0″ | 28.1″ | 28.5″ | 28.7″ | 28.9″ | 29.5″ |
- This size guide shows product measurements taken when products are laid flat. Actual product measurements may vary by up to 1.25″
- Machine wash cold with similar colors, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
- Notice: a variety of factors may cause slight differences between the actual product and the mock-up, including but not limited to colors and precision of elements position.
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