Exhibit No. 5:

A Study of Mushrooms

Interpretation: In our dimension, we use mushroom charts instead of horoscopes because your shrooms will tell your fortune much more accurately than the stars. After all, it’s obvious that a chanterelle rising shouldn’t be dating a death cap cusper – Duh. Wearing a YOLO like this will have people calling you a fungi. It exudes yearning for days gone by (specifically, the 70’s). If you’re into mycology or you’ve ever aspired to have a cottagecore aesthetic, you should probably get it.

A Study of Mushrooms – YOLO with Collar

$47.00

Specimen: Synthetic Athletic (90% polyester and 10% spandex) made to order – because each creation is as unique as the individual.
Method: Full-coverage print, detailed enough to pass as field notes.
Origin: Designed by an independent artist, curator of strange wonders.
Condition: Silky smooth with a little stretch, comfortable, and appropriate for both office and golf course expeditions.
Annotations: If you wear this to the office, be prepared to pass a test – IYKYK

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Size Guide

	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL	6XL
Length	27.2″	28.3″	29.5″	30.3″	31.5″	32.3″	33.5″	34.3″	35.0″	36.2″
Bust	33.9″	37.8″	41.7″	45.7″	49.6″	53.5″	57.5″	61.4″	65.4″	69.3″
Shoulder	15.4″	16.5″	17.7″	18.9″	20.1″	21.3″	22.4″	23.6″	24.8″	26.0″

This size guide shows product measurements taken when products are laid flat. Actual product measurements may vary by up to 3cm.
Machine wash cold with similar colors, tumble dry low, do not bleach, iron, or dry clean.
Notice: a variety of factors may cause slight differences between the actual product and the mock-up, including but not limited to colors and precision of elements position.

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