Exhibit No. 49:

Millions of Peaches

Interpretation: Peaches are unidimensionally juicy symbols of summer and emoji innuendo. In our dimension they were worn as shoes through the middle ages. In yours they are made into decadent desserts. In both, the peach cobbler is held in high esteem. If it were up to me, I would eat peaches daily and nap in the shade upon their tree’s granary roots, far from the city’s industrial facilities, dreaming of my beloved. Wear this to worship the divine orbs of fuzz.

Millions of Peaches – YOLO with Collar

$47.00

Specimen: Synthetic Athletic (90% polyester and 10% spandex) made to order – because each creation is as unique as the individual.
Method: Full-coverage print, detailed enough to pass as field notes.
Origin: Designed by an independent artist, curator of strange wonders.
Condition: Silky smooth with a little stretch, comfortable, and appropriate for both office and golf course expeditions.
Annotations: If you can’t hit a hole-in-one in this, give up the game.

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Size Guide

	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL	6XL
Length	27.2″	28.3″	29.5″	30.3″	31.5″	32.3″	33.5″	34.3″	35.0″	36.2″
Bust	33.9″	37.8″	41.7″	45.7″	49.6″	53.5″	57.5″	61.4″	65.4″	69.3″
Shoulder	15.4″	16.5″	17.7″	18.9″	20.1″	21.3″	22.4″	23.6″	24.8″	26.0″

This size guide shows product measurements taken when products are laid flat. Actual product measurements may vary by up to 3cm.
Machine wash cold with similar colors, tumble dry low, do not bleach, iron, or dry clean.
Notice: a variety of factors may cause slight differences between the actual product and the mock-up, including but not limited to colors and precision of elements position.

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