Exhibit No. 95:
Post No Bills
Interpretation: Behold the wonders of a time when aesthetic reigned supreme and marketing was created with such care and attention to detail that it was indistinguishable from art. In our dimension, the rejection of straight lines, boring right angles, and structures not infused with ornamental accents persists. In your dimension, capitalism dictates that we save thirty cents by making everything symmetrical and not paying designers hourly to play with Bézier curves. Vote with your outfit and show the world you prefer the vivid colors of a more complex time.
Post No Bills Art Nouveau – YOLO with Collar
$47.00
Specimen: Synthetic Athletic (90% polyester and 10% spandex) made to order – because each creation is as unique as the individual.
Method: Full-coverage print, detailed enough to pass as field notes.
Origin: Designed by an independent artist, curator of strange wonders.
Condition: Silky smooth with a little stretch, comfortable, and appropriate for both office and golf course expeditions.
Annotations: Actual irony is the rejection of capitalism via an overwhelming display of advertisements on a business shirt.
Size Guide
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | 6XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Length | 27.2″ | 28.3″ | 29.5″ | 30.3″ | 31.5″ | 32.3″ | 33.5″ | 34.3″ | 35.0″ | 36.2″ |
| Bust | 33.9″ | 37.8″ | 41.7″ | 45.7″ | 49.6″ | 53.5″ | 57.5″ | 61.4″ | 65.4″ | 69.3″ |
Shoulder | 15.4″ | 16.5″ | 17.7″ | 18.9″ | 20.1″ | 21.3″ | 22.4″ | 23.6″ | 24.8″ | 26.0″ |
- This size guide shows product measurements taken when products are laid flat. Actual product measurements may vary by up to 3cm.
- Machine wash cold with similar colors, tumble dry low, do not bleach, iron, or dry clean.
- Notice: a variety of factors may cause slight differences between the actual product and the mock-up, including but not limited to colors and precision of elements position.
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