Exhibit No. 5:

A Study of Mushrooms

Interpretation: In our dimension, we use mushroom charts instead of horoscopes because your shrooms will tell your fortune much more accurately than the stars. After all, it’s obvious that a chanterelle rising shouldn’t be dating a death cap cusper – Duh. Wearing a shirt like this will have people calling you a fungi. It exudes yearning for days gone by (specifically, the 70’s). If you’re into mycology or you’ve ever aspired to have a cottagecore aesthetic, you should probably get it in at least two colors.

A Study of Mushrooms – The Crop Top

$20.00

Specimen: Synthetic blend (yes, the breathable kind) made to order – because each creation is as unique as the individual.
Method: Full-coverage print, detailed enough to pass as field notes.
Origin: Designed by an independent artist, curator of strange wonders.
Condition: Comfortable raglan design that’s appropriate for both casual wear and impromptu expeditions.
Annotations: Do not attempt to ingest this shirt.

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Size Guide

	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL
Length	15.0″	15.4″	15.7″	16.1″	16.5″	16.9″
Bust	30.7″	32.3″	34.6″	37.0″	39.4″	41.7″
Waist	27.6″	29.1″	31.5″	33.9″	36.2″	38.6″

This size guide shows product measurements taken when products are laid flat. Actual product measurements may vary by up to 1″.
Machine wash cold with similar colors, line drying, do not bleach, iron, or dry clean.
Notice: a variety of factors may cause slight differences between the actual product and the mock-up, including but not limited to colors and precision of elements position.

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