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Octopus Attack - YOLO with Collar

Exhibit No. 8y:

Octopus Attack

Interpretation: From the depths of Dimension 209k, the cephalopod emerges as the cutest incarnation of the Elder Gods. They know all that transpires in the universe, they have existed through incomprehensible chaos, they mold the minds of men to their bidding (which is especially easy when working with the short-sighted, the greedy, and politicians). What the human mind can contemplate is but a mote in the eye of the Great Old Ones. Wear it to trigger existential foreboding or arouse your companions. Could go either way.

Octopus Attack - YOLO with Collar
Octopus Attack - YOLO with Collar
Octopus Attack - YOLO with Collar
Octopus Attack - YOLO with Collar

Octopus Attack – YOLO with Collar

$47.00

Composition: Synthetic Athletic (90% polyester and 10% spandex) made to order – because each creation is as unique as the individual.
Technique: All-over digitally printed by a machine listening to classic rock.
Provenance: Conceived by an independent artist in a haze of indecision.
Condition Report: Silky smooth with a little stretch, comfortable, but may lead to existential conversations with coworkers.
Notes: Equal parts hug me and tie me up. Ideal if you’re into both.

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Size Guide

XSSMLXL2XL3XL4XL5XL6XL
Length27.2″28.3″29.5″30.3″31.5″32.3″33.5″34.3″35.0″36.2″
Bust33.9″37.8″41.7″45.7″49.6″53.5″57.5″61.4″65.4″69.3″

Shoulder		15.4″16.5″17.7″18.9″20.1″21.3″22.4″23.6″24.8″26.0″

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  • This size guide shows product measurements taken when products are laid flat. Actual product measurements may vary by up to 3cm.
  • Machine wash cold with similar colors, tumble dry low, do not bleach, iron, or dry clean.
  • Notice: a variety of factors may cause slight differences between the actual product and the mock-up, including but not limited to colors and precision of elements position.

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