Exhibit No. 5:

A Study of Mushrooms

Interpretation: In our dimension, we use mushroom charts instead of horoscopes because your shrooms will tell your fortune much more accurately than the stars. After all, it’s obvious that a chanterelle rising shouldn’t be dating a death cap cusper – Duh. Wearing a shirt like this will have people calling you a fungi. It exudes yearning for days gone by (specifically, the 70’s). If you’re into mycology or you’ve ever aspired to have a cottagecore aesthetic, you should probably get it in at least two colors.

A Study of Mushrooms – The T-Shirt

$35.00

Specimen: 100% cotton (preserved in wearable form) made to order – because each creation is as unique as the individual.
Method: Full-coverage print, detailed enough to pass as field notes.
Origin: Designed by an independent artist, curator of strange wonders.
Condition: Breathable, comfortable, and appropriate for both casual wear and impromptu expeditions.
Annotations: Do not attempt to ingest this t-shirt.

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Size Guide

	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Length	26.8″	28.0″	29.1″	29.9″	31.1″	33.1″	33.1″	33.9″	34.6″
Shoulder	14.6″	15.7″	16.9″	18.1″	19.3″	20.5″	21.7″	22.8″	24.0″
Bust	32.3″	36.2″	40.2″	44.1″	48.0″	52.0″	55.9″	59.8″	63.8″

NOTICE: This product will shrink a bit after washing. We recommend going one size larger than you measure above.
This size guide shows product measurements taken when products are laid flat. Actual product measurements may vary by up to 5cm.
Machine wash cold with similar colors, line drying, do not bleach or dry clean, iron at a maximum sole-plate temperature of 110°C without steam – steam ironing may cause irreversible damage.
Notice: a variety of factors may cause slight differences between the actual product and the mock-up, including but not limited to colors and precision of elements position.

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