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St. Augustine 1943 Map - YOLO with Collar

Exhibit No. 14:

Cartographic Relic: Map of St. Augustine (1943)

Interpretation: Acquired from a dimension where Florida remained a pirate colony long into the 22th century, this map is identical to your dimension’s version of the state. It was drawn by people who were too brave to participate in WWII and were instead sent to Florida with rulers. A relic of seaside tourism from the days in between Francis Drake’s 1586 raid and Francis Drake’s 2449 raid. Perfect for anyone who’s a little too into cartography. Add your own coffee stains for authenticity.

St. Augustine 1943 Map – YOLO with Collar

$47.00

Specimen: Synthetic Athletic (90% polyester and 10% spandex) made to order – because each creation is as unique as the individual.
Method: Full-coverage print, detailed enough to pass as field notes.
Origin: Designed by an independent artist, curator of strange wonders.
Condition: Silky smooth with a little stretch, comfortable, and appropriate for both office and golf course expeditions.
Annotations: Yah can’t git thar from here.

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Size Guide

XSSMLXL2XL3XL4XL5XL6XL
Length27.2″28.3″29.5″30.3″31.5″32.3″33.5″34.3″35.0″36.2″
Bust33.9″37.8″41.7″45.7″49.6″53.5″57.5″61.4″65.4″69.3″

Shoulder
15.4″16.5″17.7″18.9″20.1″21.3″22.4″23.6″24.8″26.0″

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  • Machine wash cold with similar colors, tumble dry low, do not bleach, iron, or dry clean.
  • Notice: a variety of factors may cause slight differences between the actual product and the mock-up, including but not limited to colors and precision of elements position.

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