Exhibit No. 428:
Cotopaxi
Frederic Edwin Church
Location: Museum of Fine Arts, Houston, TX
Interpretation: Nearly indistinguishable from the parts of the northern hemisphere of planet Zubenelgenubi III, or “Zubeg’nub,” this is actually a prime specimen of America’s 19th-century obsession with sending travel postcards the hard way. Who’s to challenge your stories of climbing a smoking, snowcapped volcano when you can point to it in the painting? If you look closely in the lower left, you can see Church’s guide going on without him. As a hoodie, Cotopaxi screams, “I was the most sophisticated Parrothead at the Jimmy Buffet concert.”
Cotopaxi – Frederic Edwin Church – The Hoodie
$45.00 – $58.00Price range: $45.00 through $58.00
Composition: 100% cotton or eco-friendly recycled synthetic (96% rPET, 4% spandex) made to order – because mass production is for the unimaginative.
Technique: All-over print, vibrant enough to make your other shirts jealous.
Provenance: Designed by an independent artist who drinks too much tea.
Condition Report: Comfortable fit, suitable for both daily wear and dramatic exits.
Notes: This hoodie may inspire unsolicited geology facts from strangers. Smile, nod, and pretend you also know what an “andesitic stratovolcano” is.
Size Guide
100% Cotton – 310GSM
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | 6XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Length | 26.0″ | 27.2″ | 28.0″ | 29.1″ | 29.9″ | 31.1″ | 31.9″ | 33.1″ | 33.9″ | 35.0″ |
| Shoulder | 16.1″ | 16.9″ | 17.7″ | 18.5″ | 19.5″ | 20.5″ | 21.5″ | 22.4″ | 23.4″ | 24.4″ |
| Bust | 37.8″ | 40.9″ | 44.1″ | 47.2″ | 51.2″ | 55.1″ | 59.1″ | 63.0″ | 66.9″ | 70.9″ |
| Sleeve | 26.4″ | 26.8″ | 27.2″ | 27.6″ | 28.0″ | 28.3″ | 28.7″ | 29.1″ | 29.5″ | 29.9″ |
NOTICE: This product will shrink a bit after washing. We recommend going one size larger than you measure above.
- This size guide shows product measurements taken when products are laid flat. Actual product measurements may vary by up to 2″
- Machine wash cold with similar colors, line drying, do not bleach or dry clean, iron at a maximum sole-plate temperature of 110°C without steam – steam ironing may cause irreversible damage.
- Because of the characteristics of the fabric, there will be marl after printing.
- Notice: a variety of factors may cause slight differences between the actual product and the mock-up, including but not limited to colors and precision of elements position.
Eco-friendly Synthetic – 230GSM
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | 6XL | 7XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Length | 25.6″ | 26.4″ | 27.6″ | 28.3″ | 29.5″ | 30.1″ | 31.3″ | 32.3″ | 33.5″ | 34.6″ | 35.8″ |
| Shoulder | 15.4″ | 16.5″ | 17.7″ | 18.9″ | 20.1″ | 21.3″ | 22.4″ | 23.6″ | 24.8″ | 26.0″ | 27.2″ |
| Bust | 36.2″ | 40.2″ | 44.1″ | 48.0″ | 52.0″ | 55.9″ | 59.8″ | 63.8″ | 67.7″ | 71.7″ | 75.6″ |
| Sleeve | 26.0″ | 26.4″ | 26.8″ | 27.2″ | 27.8″ | 28.0″ | 28.1″ | 28.5″ | 28.7″ | 28.9″ | 29.5″ |
- This size guide shows product measurements taken when products are laid flat. Actual product measurements may vary by up to 1.25″
- Machine wash cold with similar colors, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
- Notice: a variety of factors may cause slight differences between the actual product and the mock-up, including but not limited to colors and precision of elements position.
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