Exhibit No. 87:
The Starry Night
Vincent van Gogh
Location: MoMA, New York, United States
Interpretation: In our dimension, we are familiar with this piece from its use as the cover of a meteorological textbook titled “What Does It Forecast When Your Weather App is Drunk?” In yours, it’s considered van Gogh’s greatest work of insomnia and swirling skies. Did he perceive the eddies in the spacetime continuum? Did the Milky Way churn visibly all night? Yo, could Vincent see clearly along the 4th dimension? He was able to see that monster that one time… 🤔🤔 Wearing The Starry Night tells strangers that you not only love one of the two paintings they know the name of, but you managed to get a cooler shirt than the one MoMA sells.
The Starry Night – Vincent van Gogh – The T-Shirt
$35.00
Composition: 100% cotton (yes, the soft kind) made to order – because mass production is for the unimaginative.
Technique: All-over print, vibrant enough to make your other shirts jealous.
Provenance: Designed by an independent artist who drinks too much tea.
Condition Report: Comfortable fit, round neck, suitable for both daily wear and dramatic exits.
Notes: This will not cure existential dread, but it may encourage others to commiserate with you.
Size Guide
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Length | 26.8″ | 28.0″ | 29.1″ | 29.9″ | 31.1″ | 33.1″ | 33.1″ | 33.9″ | 34.6″ |
| Shoulder | 14.6″ | 15.7″ | 16.9″ | 18.1″ | 19.3″ | 20.5″ | 21.7″ | 22.8″ | 24.0″ |
| Bust | 32.3″ | 36.2″ | 40.2″ | 44.1″ | 48.0″ | 52.0″ | 55.9″ | 59.8″ | 63.8″ |
- NOTICE: This product will shrink a bit after washing. We recommend going one size larger than you measure above.
- This size guide shows product measurements taken when products are laid flat. Actual product measurements may vary by up to 5cm.
- Machine wash cold with similar colors, line drying, do not bleach or dry clean, iron at a maximum sole-plate temperature of 110°C without steam – steam ironing may cause irreversible damage.
- Notice: a variety of factors may cause slight differences between the actual product and the mock-up, including but not limited to colors and precision of elements position.
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