Exhibit No. 73:
Rockstar
Interpretation: The denizens of Dimension 13-38-7?, where time flows backwards, are still anxiously anticipating the coming of their favorite rockstar, who will no doubt impress upon them the pitfalls of being a disciple of glam. Watch them unravel in real time in glorious androgyny, a starman, a rockstar, a legend. This t-shirt is perfect for karaoke night, even if you can’t plaaa-aaaa-aaaaay guitaaaaa-aaAAaar.
Rockstar – YOLO with Collar
$47.00
Composition: Synthetic Athletic (90% polyester and 10% spandex) made to order – because each creation is as unique as the individual.
Technique: All-over digitally printed by a machine listening to classic rock.
Provenance: Conceived by an independent artist in a haze of indecision.
Condition Report: Silky smooth with a little stretch, comfortable, but may lead to existential conversations with coworkers.
Notes: Smells of hair dye and decisions you wish you could regret.
Size Guide
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | 6XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Length | 27.2″ | 28.3″ | 29.5″ | 30.3″ | 31.5″ | 32.3″ | 33.5″ | 34.3″ | 35.0″ | 36.2″ |
| Bust | 33.9″ | 37.8″ | 41.7″ | 45.7″ | 49.6″ | 53.5″ | 57.5″ | 61.4″ | 65.4″ | 69.3″ |
Shoulder | 15.4″ | 16.5″ | 17.7″ | 18.9″ | 20.1″ | 21.3″ | 22.4″ | 23.6″ | 24.8″ | 26.0″ |

- This size guide shows product measurements taken when products are laid flat. Actual product measurements may vary by up to 3cm.
- Machine wash cold with similar colors, tumble dry low, do not bleach, iron, or dry clean.
- Notice: a variety of factors may cause slight differences between the actual product and the mock-up, including but not limited to colors and precision of elements position.
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