Exhibit No. 396:
L’Ermitage
Paul Berthon
Location: Los Angeles County Museum of Art, Los Angeles, CA
Interpretation: In Dimension 44-J, this Art Nouveau gem is a psychedelic tourism ad for a monastery that only exists in two-dimensional space. In your dimension, it’s a swirling fusion of fonts and flowers that makes solitude stylish. We see her as a carefree dreamer, a lover of pumpkin spice, and someone who believes her aura’s color palette is worthy of wearing year round. If any aspect of her reminds you of your mother, we already know you’re going to be one of our best customers. Owning this as a hoodie says, “I know how to meditate, but I didn’t because I was too busy smelling the flowers.”
L’Ermitage – Paul Berthon – The Hoodie
$45.00 – $58.00Price range: $45.00 through $58.00
Composition: 100% cotton or eco-friendly recycled synthetic (96% rPET, 4% spandex) made to order – because mass production is for the unimaginative.
Technique: All-over print, vibrant enough to make your other shirts jealous.
Provenance: Designed by an independent artist who drinks too much tea.
Condition Report: Comfortable fit, suitable for both daily wear and dramatic exits.
Warning: Wearing this in nature may generate extra attention from the Fae.
Size Guide
100% Cotton – 310GSM
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | 6XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Length | 26.0″ | 27.2″ | 28.0″ | 29.1″ | 29.9″ | 31.1″ | 31.9″ | 33.1″ | 33.9″ | 35.0″ |
| Shoulder | 16.1″ | 16.9″ | 17.7″ | 18.5″ | 19.5″ | 20.5″ | 21.5″ | 22.4″ | 23.4″ | 24.4″ |
| Bust | 37.8″ | 40.9″ | 44.1″ | 47.2″ | 51.2″ | 55.1″ | 59.1″ | 63.0″ | 66.9″ | 70.9″ |
| Sleeve | 26.4″ | 26.8″ | 27.2″ | 27.6″ | 28.0″ | 28.3″ | 28.7″ | 29.1″ | 29.5″ | 29.9″ |
NOTICE: This product will shrink a bit after washing. We recommend going one size larger than you measure above.
- This size guide shows product measurements taken when products are laid flat. Actual product measurements may vary by up to 2″
- Machine wash cold with similar colors, line drying, do not bleach or dry clean, iron at a maximum sole-plate temperature of 110°C without steam – steam ironing may cause irreversible damage.
- Because of the characteristics of the fabric, there will be marl after printing.
- Notice: a variety of factors may cause slight differences between the actual product and the mock-up, including but not limited to colors and precision of elements position.
Eco-friendly Synthetic – 230GSM
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | 6XL | 7XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Length | 25.6″ | 26.4″ | 27.6″ | 28.3″ | 29.5″ | 30.1″ | 31.3″ | 32.3″ | 33.5″ | 34.6″ | 35.8″ |
| Shoulder | 15.4″ | 16.5″ | 17.7″ | 18.9″ | 20.1″ | 21.3″ | 22.4″ | 23.6″ | 24.8″ | 26.0″ | 27.2″ |
| Bust | 36.2″ | 40.2″ | 44.1″ | 48.0″ | 52.0″ | 55.9″ | 59.8″ | 63.8″ | 67.7″ | 71.7″ | 75.6″ |
| Sleeve | 26.0″ | 26.4″ | 26.8″ | 27.2″ | 27.8″ | 28.0″ | 28.1″ | 28.5″ | 28.7″ | 28.9″ | 29.5″ |
- This size guide shows product measurements taken when products are laid flat. Actual product measurements may vary by up to 1.25″
- Machine wash cold with similar colors, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
- Notice: a variety of factors may cause slight differences between the actual product and the mock-up, including but not limited to colors and precision of elements position.
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