Exhibit No. 9:

Le Chat Noir (Poster)

Theophile Steinlen

Location: Originally, Montmartre, Paris. Currently, on dorm room walls worldwide.

Interpretation: In our timeline, this was a self-portrait of Steinlen himself, who was the cat. In yours, it is an influential artwork that has stood the test of time thanks to the five generations of hipsters who have gazed at the poster with the aspiration to perfect a facial expression that balances indifference and annoyance. As a shirt, it indicates the sort of person who thinks wingtip eyeliner is appropriate for any occasion and actually enjoys the smell of antique shops. Beware, any food they offer you will have a secret ingredient of cat fur.