Exhibit No. 252:

The Queen of Clubs

Interpretation: Over in Dimension 7986L, all of the entities are two dimensional and mirrored across a vertical access. It leads to the sort of visuals rarely seen outside of deep psychedelic states. It’s a more carefree environment due to the inescapable evidence that when yin is waning, yang is waxing. Each equal but opposite effect instilling the wisdom of Newtonian laws into everyone and everything. In your dimension, it’s just the best way to print playing cards so you don’t give away your hand value by instinctually turning them upright.

The Queen of Clubs Dieselpunk – The T-Shirt

$35.00

Composition: 100% cotton, infused with sarcasm and made to order.
Technique: All-over digitally printed by a machine listening to classic rock.
Provenance: Conceived by an independent artist in a haze of indecision.
Condition Report: Physically comfortable, but may lead to judgement from family members and existential conversations with strangers.
Notes: Siskil & Eber say, “it’s riveting!”

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Size Guide

	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Length	26.8″	28.0″	29.1″	29.9″	31.1″	33.1″	33.1″	33.9″	34.6″
Shoulder	14.6″	15.7″	16.9″	18.1″	19.3″	20.5″	21.7″	22.8″	24.0″
Bust	32.3″	36.2″	40.2″	44.1″	48.0″	52.0″	55.9″	59.8″	63.8″

NOTICE: This product will shrink a bit after washing. We recommend going one size larger than you measure above.
This size guide shows product measurements taken when products are laid flat. Actual product measurements may vary by up to 5cm.
Machine wash cold with similar colors, line drying, do not bleach or dry clean, iron at a maximum sole-plate temperature of 110°C without steam – steam ironing may cause irreversible damage.
Notice: a variety of factors may cause slight differences between the actual product and the mock-up, including but not limited to colors and precision of elements position.

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