Exhibit No. 892:

Falls Far From The Doctor

Interpretation: Of all the planets we’ve visited, this version of Earth is the only one with palatable apples. I suppose it’s a testament to the generations farmers who grafted the best saplings in order to give people something to look forward to in Autumn (before the invention of pumpkin spice, of course). This work serves as proof that some people would rather carefully draw apples than eat them. Wearing something like this says, “I, too, oxidize due to enzymatic browning when cleft in twain.”

Falls Far From The Doctor – The Hoodie

Price range: $45.00 through $58.00

Specimen: 100% cotton or eco-friendly recycled synthetic (96% rPET, 4% spandex) made to order – because each creation is as unique as the individual.
Method: Full-coverage print, detailed enough to pass as field notes.
Origin: Designed by an independent artist, curator of strange wonders.
Condition: Breathable, comfortable, and appropriate for both casual wear and impromptu expeditions.
Annotations: Successfully wards off time-traveling weirdos in blue ships.

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Size Guide

100% Cotton – 310GSM

	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL	6XL
Length	26.0″	27.2″	28.0″	29.1″	29.9″	31.1″	31.9″	33.1″	33.9″	35.0″
Shoulder	16.1″	16.9″	17.7″	18.5″	19.5″	20.5″	21.5″	22.4″	23.4″	24.4″
Bust	37.8″	40.9″	44.1″	47.2″	51.2″	55.1″	59.1″	63.0″	66.9″	70.9″
Sleeve	26.4″	26.8″	27.2″	27.6″	28.0″	28.3″	28.7″	29.1″	29.5″	29.9″

NOTICE: This product will shrink a bit after washing. We recommend going one size larger than you measure above.

This size guide shows product measurements taken when products are laid flat. Actual product measurements may vary by up to 2″
Machine wash cold with similar colors, line drying, do not bleach or dry clean, iron at a maximum sole-plate temperature of 110°C without steam – steam ironing may cause irreversible damage.
Because of the characteristics of the fabric, there will be marl after printing.
Notice: a variety of factors may cause slight differences between the actual product and the mock-up, including but not limited to colors and precision of elements position.

Eco-friendly Synthetic – 230GSM

	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL	6XL	7XL
Length	25.6″	26.4″	27.6″	28.3″	29.5″	30.1″	31.3″	32.3″	33.5″	34.6″	35.8″
Shoulder	15.4″	16.5″	17.7″	18.9″	20.1″	21.3″	22.4″	23.6″	24.8″	26.0″	27.2″
Bust	36.2″	40.2″	44.1″	48.0″	52.0″	55.9″	59.8″	63.8″	67.7″	71.7″	75.6″
Sleeve	26.0″	26.4″	26.8″	27.2″	27.8″	28.0″	28.1″	28.5″	28.7″	28.9″	29.5″

This size guide shows product measurements taken when products are laid flat. Actual product measurements may vary by up to 1.25″
Machine wash cold with similar colors, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
Notice: a variety of factors may cause slight differences between the actual product and the mock-up, including but not limited to colors and precision of elements position.

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