Exhibit No. 880:
The Steamboat S. Langhorne
Interpretation: It is uncommon knowledge in your dimension that Robert Fulton created the first commercially viable steamboat. It is even more obscure that sever years prior, he had invented the world’s first submarine. In our dimension, steamboat culture is the inspiration of a famous author’s pseudonym, Two Fathoms. Behold, one of the marvels of the 19th century as it carefully avoids a boiler explosion that would incinerate dozens of people who have more money than they knew what to do with. Best worn by riverboat gamblers on their days off.
S. Langhorne Steamboat – Pick Your Color – Galactic Standard Cotton Tee
$25.00
Composition: 100% cotton, infused with sarcasm and made to order.
Technique: Screen printed by a master craftsman listening to classic rock.
Provenance: Conceived by an independent artist in a haze of indecision.
Condition Report: Physically comfortable, but may lead to judgement from family members and existential conversations with strangers.
Notes: Ideal for people determined to depart upon the return of Halley’s Comet.
Size Guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Length | 26.4 | 27.6 | 28.7 | 29.5 | 30.3 | 31.5 |
| Shoulder | 16.5 | 17.3 | 18.1 | 19.7 | 21.3 | 23.6 |
| Bust | 37.0 | 39.4 | 41.7 | 44.1 | 46.5 | 49.6 |

- This size guide shows product measurements taken when products are laid flat. Actual product measurements may vary by up to 5cm.
- Machine wash cold with similar colors, line drying, do not bleach or dry clean, iron at a maximum sole-plate temperature of 110°C without steam – steam ironing may cause irreversible damage.
- Notice: a variety of factors may cause slight differences between the actual product and the mock-up, including but not limited to colors and precision of elements position.
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