Exhibit No. 118:

Girls Mystic Club

Artist Unknown (as found in Strong’s Book of Designs)

Location: Whispered about in attics, masquerading as an art nouveau relic

Interpretation: In our dimension, the “Girls Mystic Club” was a silent movie that managed to perfectly explain the secrets of The Universe. In your dimension, it was an actual society where masked initiates gathered annually to b there. The poster serves as an alluring artifact and reminder that the past wasn’t just stuffy and boring and that nearly all of the really fun parts happened BEFORE everyone was able to hear about the party via WhatsApp. If I saw you wearing it as a t-shirt, I would wonder if you play with candle wax for fun, or have ever hexed your ex’s Spotify algorithm.

Girls Mystic Club - Artist Unknown - The T-Shirt

Girls Mystic Club - Artist Unknown - The T-Shirt - Image 2

Girls Mystic Club – Artist Unknown – The T-Shirt

$35.00

Composition: 100% cotton (yes, the soft kind) made to order – because mass production is for the unimaginative.
Technique: All-over print, vibrant enough to make your other shirts jealous.
Provenance: Designed by an independent artist who drinks too much tea.
Condition Report: Comfortable fit, round neck, suitable for both daily wear and dramatic exits.
Notes: People will assume you’re either headed to a séance or auditioning for a gothic indie band.

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Size Guide

	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Length	26.8″	28.0″	29.1″	29.9″	31.1″	33.1″	33.1″	33.9″	34.6″
Shoulder	14.6″	15.7″	16.9″	18.1″	19.3″	20.5″	21.7″	22.8″	24.0″
Bust	32.3″	36.2″	40.2″	44.1″	48.0″	52.0″	55.9″	59.8″	63.8″

NOTICE: This product will shrink a bit after washing. We recommend going one size larger than you measure above.
This size guide shows product measurements taken when products are laid flat. Actual product measurements may vary by up to 5cm.
Machine wash cold with similar colors, line drying, do not bleach or dry clean, iron at a maximum sole-plate temperature of 110°C without steam – steam ironing may cause irreversible damage.
Notice: a variety of factors may cause slight differences between the actual product and the mock-up, including but not limited to colors and precision of elements position.

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