Exhibit No. 396:

L’Ermitage

Paul Berthon

Location: Los Angeles County Museum of Art, Los Angeles, CA

Interpretation: In Dimension 44-J, this Art Nouveau gem is a psychedelic tourism ad for a monastery that only exists in two-dimensional space. In your dimension, it’s a swirling fusion of fonts and flowers that makes solitude stylish. We see her as a carefree dreamer, a lover of pumpkin spice, and someone who believes her aura’s color palette is worthy of wearing year round. If any aspect of her reminds you of your mother, we already know you’re going to be one of our best customers. Owning this as a t-shirt says, “I know how to meditate, but I didn’t because I was too busy smelling the flowers.”