Exhibit No. 13:
Too Spoopy
Interpretation: In your dimension, All Hallows’ Eve is celebrated once a year. In our dimension, it’s celebrated every Friday when the workweek is finished and all the spirits return to haunt the best parties. With this shirt, you can celebrate all hallows every evening. It serves as a signal to others that you may have similar methods for working through your childhood traumas and that you’ve spent untold fortunes on inflatable lawn decorations.
Too Spoopy – The T-Shirt
$35.00
Specimen: 100% cotton (preserved in wearable form) made to order – because each creation is as unique as the individual.
Method: Full-coverage print, detailed enough to pass as field notes.
Origin: Designed by an independent artist, curator of strange wonders.
Condition: Breathable, comfortable, and appropriate for both casual wear and impromptu expeditions.
Annotations: Perfect for 4th of July parties.
Size Guide
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Length | 26.8″ | 28.0″ | 29.1″ | 29.9″ | 31.1″ | 33.1″ | 33.1″ | 33.9″ | 34.6″ |
| Shoulder | 14.6″ | 15.7″ | 16.9″ | 18.1″ | 19.3″ | 20.5″ | 21.7″ | 22.8″ | 24.0″ |
| Bust | 32.3″ | 36.2″ | 40.2″ | 44.1″ | 48.0″ | 52.0″ | 55.9″ | 59.8″ | 63.8″ |
- NOTICE: This product will shrink a bit after washing. We recommend going one size larger than you measure above.
- This size guide shows product measurements taken when products are laid flat. Actual product measurements may vary by up to 5cm.
- Machine wash cold with similar colors, line drying, do not bleach or dry clean, iron at a maximum sole-plate temperature of 110°C without steam – steam ironing may cause irreversible damage.
- Notice: a variety of factors may cause slight differences between the actual product and the mock-up, including but not limited to colors and precision of elements position.
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