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Snake Oil Interdimensional 100% cotton t-shirt
Snake Oil Interdimensional 100% cotton t-shirt
Snake Oil Interdimensional 100% cotton t-shirt
Snake Oil Interdimensional 100% cotton t-shirt

Snake Oil – Interdimensional 100% Cotton Tee

$35.99

Material: 100% cotton, spun across timelines and made to order.
Technique: All-over printed with colors visible from at least 17 dimensions.
Origin: Dreamed by an independent artist and dimensional Linestrider.
Travel Tip: Comfortable enough to help you through temporal layovers.
Collectability: Makes an excellent gift, even to another version of yourself.
48 Currency Exchange Rate: 1 local USD = 0.000096 Montag.
Warning: Do not trust generic snake oils. Stick with the name brand.
Notes: If you’re interested in this product, there’s a bridge in NYC that’s been in my family for generations. Make me an offer.

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Imported From Universe: 48

Snake Oil

History: Near a moon orbiting a gas giant, somewhere in the vicinity of Betelgeuse, there is a sport that is more or less a cross between NASCAR, horse racing, and roller derby. The contestants are bioengineered, equal parts starship and pilot. Their minds are faster than quantum computers. Their scales are designed to brace against the coldness of space and the fires of atmospheric reentry. Their thrust streaks in flames across the night sky. And when they need to lubricate their parts, they rely on one brand more than any other – Snake Oil – The official oil of the Blarghmont Cup.

 

Interpretation: 🐉 I don’t consider myself brand-loyal for most things, but when it comes to oils, there really is a difference. I use Snake Oil to make sure all of my parts are properly lubricated every time I take on the track. There’s enough competition out there, why would I compete against myself by using an inferior oil?

Size Guide

XSSMLXL2XL3XL4XL5XL
Length26.8″28.0″29.1″29.9″31.1″33.1″33.1″33.9″34.6″
Shoulder14.6″15.7″16.9″18.1″19.3″20.5″21.7″22.8″24.0″
Bust32.3″36.2″40.2″44.1″48.0″52.0″55.9″59.8″63.8″

How to measure a shirt

  • NOTICE: This product will shrink a bit after washing. We recommend going one size larger than you measure above.
  • This size guide shows product measurements taken when products are laid flat. Actual product measurements may vary by up to 5cm.
  • Machine wash cold with similar colors, line drying, do not bleach or dry clean, iron at a maximum sole-plate temperature of 110°C without steam – steam ironing may cause irreversible damage.
  • Notice: a variety of factors may cause slight differences between the actual product and the mock-up, including but not limited to colors and precision of elements position.

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